she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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