Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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