He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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