Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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