dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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