smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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