You're so nebulous sometimes
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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