I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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