you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm just crazy horny about you
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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