quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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