do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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