Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
