well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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