I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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