guys are not supposed to queef...right?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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