We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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