did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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