Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
My ass is underappreciated
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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