make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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