"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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