I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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