Do you still have your period?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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