Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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