The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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