I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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