On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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