Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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