idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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