I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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