What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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