Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
