i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she looked like the before picture.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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