the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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