But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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