Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Randomize
