Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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