she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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