Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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