You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
