so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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