Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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