Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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