Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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