You surviving the open bar?
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I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
where are my eyebrows?
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