i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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