hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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