i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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