Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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