she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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