i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Operation Purity has been aborted
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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