did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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