she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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